I just finished an EPIC shift at work. Well, not so epic as it was only 11 and a half hours. Anyway, the funny part.

My Mum was just telling me about what Oscar has been doing today. For those who are unsure, this is Oscar:

He's an old cat. He has an arthritic hip and is fed steroids to combat a snotty nose that gets inflamed. Because of his hip, he cant jump very high at all, but has incredibly strong front paws/arms.

This morning he was seen in the garden eating a bird. It is unlikely that he killed it. It was most probably this beast, Ziggy:

Anyway, he ate it. It was apparently revolting. I didn't see the deed as i was at work, but i was told it was gross.

He then went on to eat his cat food for the morning.

Later on, he jumped into the chicken run with the chickens. Something he NEVER does. He then proceeded to barf quite violently. As he did this, all the chickens saw it and thought OOOH FOOOD!!! And ran towards him freaking him out making him barf more. My Mum had to run in, scoop up the sick and bin it before the chickens ate it, and rescue Oscar.

Weird eh?

Anyway. I get to see Madelaine tomorrow :D all i gotta do is ensure my thumb is extracted from my arse and i get some work done at college. THE PRESSURE IS ON. (i'm going to stop with the metaphors now)

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